Reviews for Vazzrock the Animation

Jizzcock The Powerpoint Presentation. Vazzrock The Animation is more a test of endurance than an anime. You sit and you watch what I think is supposed to be an idol show, but the challenge is to see how long it takes before you start pressing the ‘skip forward 10 seconds’ button multiple times, let alone just dropping the show in it’s entirety out of sheer boredom. To describe the story as a story is an insult to story telling as it’s more akin to a large circle jerk than a constructive narrative. Granted the premise is about idols sitting and doing a live stream to promotea concert, but the only thing that I could see streaming was the piss disguised as dialogue coming out of their mouths in probably the most extreme example of ‘talk-no-justu’. Think about an episode of Naruto where Naruto and Sasuke stand still weaving never ending hand signs for 20 minutes in silence. That’s what it feels like to watch this anime. They talk and talk and talk, but nothing actually happens.

If you thought you’d get attached to any of the members of VAZZY or ROCK DOWN don’t worry, you won’t. ‘Too many characters syndrome’ is here in full force as the show starts off by introducing us to not one, not two, not three, not four, not even five, but TWELVE main characters. Not just characters, MAIN characters. That’s not adding the multitude of side characters. Each episode is supposed to focus on one or two of them, but I genuinely couldn’t tell you who is who, what their deal is, which band they belong too and why you should care because they all look, feel and act like each other. I have just finished episode 4 as I’m writing this and I cannot for the life of me tell you anything about this shows content. I don’t think there was even a song and dance number… in an idol anime.

I can tell you that the animation is pretty hard on the eyes to watch in motion when the characters aren't sitting perfectly still talk-no-justu-ing. Obviously it’s not on the level of Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer and it’s atrocious, vomit inducing animation, but their are so many missing frames to a characters movement that it reminds me of when I used to try making cartoons using Microsoft Powerpoint back in 2004. Even the OP which would usually have better production values is pretty shoddy. You’d think a show where the only thing characters do is talk studio PRA would put a bit more effort into the moments when movement happens, but nope, they properly weren’t paid enough to give a fuck.

I have been desperately researching, trying to find out if VAZZY and ROCK DOWN are like, real idol groups with real people as members or a shitty mobile gotcha-game or something hence the “The Animation” part of the anime's title. It feels like the former considering the end goal of the show is to promote a concert. However, nobody seems to have given a fuck when making this anime so why should I give one? Who this is for? The fans? I don’t think even the fans of these bands would sit through this... If their are any? Vazzrock is an enigma to me. One that I can’t be bothered to solve and honestly, nor should you.

1/10 The Worst.

As a fan of all the music series of Tsukino Talent, this was... not bad, but disappointing. First of all, I don't think it really works as an introduction to the series. The main attraction of VAZZROCK is clearly the music, but the anime doesn't reflect that. If it wasn't for the last episode (the concert), you would think it's an anime about actors. The way they introduced the characters in the first episode isn't exactly good either. Let's start with the animation: typical low budget animation that relies on almost static but well drawn images. But that isn't the problem. I'm disappointed at the lack of3D MVs. Tsukipro and Tsukiuta had some really good ones, both from the openings and for the final performance in the concert. Nothing here, all 2D.

About the story and characters: there isn't a main plot, but it isn't really episodic either. I liked the idea of 2-episode arcs focusing on a pairing. My main complaint is that there are too many "rivalry" dynamics, even though each pair has a different twist to it, it still gets repetitive. Other than that, they are overall interesting and the characters are all unique.

Sound-wise: unusually for me, background music did stand out, in a good way. Shou's arc and the AU episodes specially, have amazing soundtrack, the former with classical music and the latter with traditional Japanese music. About OPs and EDs, what can I say? They are the reason VAZZROCK (as a whole, not the anime) is great. The songs are amazing, the voice actors are seriously good and underrated.

Conclusion: I love VAZZROCK but I can't really recommend this anime to someone new. Just start with the music if you want to get into it. It's honestly one of the best out there. The amount of music they release is sometimes overwhelming, but quality isn't lacking. Specially in the bi-color series, which is all about solos and duets.

Alternatively, I recommend Tsukiuta or Tsukipro, those anime, while also not masterpieces, are actually good as introductions.

You know all those cute-girls-doing-cute-things the anime that float around every season? Introducing.... Hot-Dudes-Doing-Hot-Things the anime! Yes. By the way the above is literally all you really need to know to decide if or not to watch this show. No, there's not really any story. It was a rather random experience from episode to episode.No, there's not really any characterization/character development. Just enjoy the hot guys doing hot things on the screen each episode with little to no relevance to the episode before it.

The visuals are ikemen, I guess. If they weren't, there would be nothing at all worth watching for anyone. The sound is ok.

Yes, this is the whole review.

No, I am not writing a full length one like I usually do for other shows.

Have a good day!

2/10

Vazzrock The Animation is a slightly confusing cocktail of overall relatively interesting characters & storylines, pretty but stiff animation, and a mild over-reliance on cameos from their sister series (Tsukiuta and Tsukipro) au lieu of allowing the members of Vazzrock to shine on their own. I still enjoyed it, though. (NOTE— though it says ‘preliminary’, I have actually finished the show, I just don’t know how to edit the amount of episodes that I’ve watched once the review it published.) The characters, in my opinion, are alright as far as idol project characters go. Very trope-y, but not unpleasant. There are twelve in total, divided intotwo groups of six, and then again into duos within those groups. I think the show’s format works unexpectedly well— the first twelve episodes are split into pairs with one storyline told across two episodes, told from two different perspectives. It allows the audience to become familiar with the characters in a much more relaxed, comfortable way than if it had tried to make it one episode per character (*coughs* Tsukiuta *coughs*). While they’re not the strongest characters ever, it’s not hard to become endeared to them and their individual struggles. My favourite is Ruka by far, since I’ve always been a fan of both gender-non-conforming characters and catboys… though it’s also admittedly partially due to the fact that he seems to be oddly immune to how stiff the animation is in this show.

It’s a classic from Tsukino Productions— extremely pretty character design with extremely stiff animation. Pretty much every character (except Ruka for some reason????) basically doesn’t move their face, leaving the voice actors sounding a bit ridiculous in comparison. A real shame, considering how good the cast is. While it’s by no means a dealbreaker for me, I can see it being annoying for other people, so definitely keep it in mind before watching.

I greatly enjoyed the pacing of this show. It’s an extremely easy watch, with relatively low stakes and a good amount of humour to balance out the lull. It’s also interesting that the episodes all seem to focus on various aspects of the entertainment industry, in particular acting (with the exceptions of episodes 9 & 10, which focus on an alternate universe known as TSUKIHANA KAGURA), while still portraying the interpersonal relationships between the idols pretty well. The episode’s plotlines are definitely a highlight— though as other reviewers have pointed out, it can sometimes feel like you’re watching a show about actors rather than idols.

My biggest issue is the fact that it relies far too much on cameos from past series. Cameos are normal for the franchise; Tsukiuta and Tsukipro were both full of them as well. Vazzrock’s problem is how the cameoing characters borderline overshadow the Vazzrock members at times, rather than complimenting them— in episode 6, it feels less like we’re watching Issa get advice from other members of the company, and more like we’re watching Nozomu from SOARA and Rui from Procellarum talk to each other about having older siblings, with Issa just so happening to be in the room with them. Issa’s not really involved in that conversation at all. If you’re familiar with other members of Tsukino Productions, that’s great! You’ll love the cameos (I, for one, was very excited about my boy Nozomu being there)! But it’s not a good look for new viewers that might not be aware that you basically have to watch four seasons of two other shows to completely understand this one.

Overall, while it’s no masterpiece, it’s not the worst show ever. It has nice characters with stiff animation and a chill, easy-to-follow storyline. An extremely normal idol anime aside from the random alternate universe, really.

If you haven’t already, and you’re a fan of idol animes— or if you liked this one—, I would recommend giving Tsukiuta and/or Tsukipro a try (especially Tsukipro, which I consider to be the best series of the franchise, as well as one of my personal favourite animes in general). If nothing else, you’ll be able to understand the full Tsukino Productions universe a bit more. If you’re looking for something with higher stakes, try IDOLiSH7, which takes a much more… dramatic route in portraying an idol group’s journey through the industry.

To be honest, this anime only caters fans who know them or get to know them from Drama CD or concert (As usual TsukinoPro do with their anime (tsukiani, proani)). There are bunch of stories that implied to Drama CD (A lot) even Seiyuu Concert. For casual anime watchers, this anime indeed will be quite boring because this franchise route is mostly for slice of life that hmmm quite far intense and deep from Drama CD (I mean drama CD story is more kinda enjoyable). If you are looking for slice of life that to related to yours, I do recommend this series because thestory revolves to their actual life (except Tsukihanakagura AU in ep 9 and 10).

For ep 9 and 10 was in setting of Tsukihanakagura, this AU was published in 2019 at Animate Girl Festival 2019. Actually, almost all unit TsukinoPro get their own setting. And in Vazzani we know about fraction of Kikyo (Vazzy) and Botan (Rock Down). Alive story for Tsukihanakagura was adapted into playstage, Seiran (revolves around SOARA) and Asagi (Growth) and will adapted into drama CD for next year.